sábado, 22 de septiembre de 2007

Frases graciosas para ligar

El arte de ligar sigue su propia evolución, pasando de esas frases míticas de esos míticos trabajadores de las obras (con menos culo tan bien se caga), a esas frases usadas tan comúnmente (¿Estudias o trabajas?), también esta el arte de arrimar cebolleta, que como muchos tíos saben, casi nunca tiene efecto (aunque en estados de borrachera se puedan hacer muchas tonterías) y luego como no están las frases graciosas; y aquí pondré las que me yo he conocido de primera mano, seguro que hay muchisimas más.

- Nena, me estoy haciendo la picha un lió, no se si metértela a ti o a mis amigos. (Después de que sus amigos llevarán un buen rato diciendo barbaridades)

- Llevaba un buen rato pensando en algo que decirte que nunca te hayan dicho y por fin lo se, así que ahí te va: fea.

- No quieres un novio feo para que no te lo quiten tus amigas.

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